Or do I have that wrong?
Maybe it should be “Writer’s block”
Anyhow, whatever the word is – I have it. I’m struggling here folks; I desperately want to write something that is funny and entertaining for all (me included), but I just can’t.
It’s bloody infuriating!
There’s a whole load of ranting, raving and generally whinging on about the state of things that I could be doing, but right at the moment I don’t think that is what either you or I really need, is it?
All the stuff I could enjoy a good moan about, such as Trump, Johnson, social restrictions, Liverpool losing 7-2 to Villa (I never thought I’d be typing that), and a whole host of other stuff like the end of the shortened cricket season, is already covered, so why should I join in? I’ve got nothing new, witty or particularly relevant to add.
So, here I am – chicken jalfrezi eaten, second glass of Malbec nearly finished, dogs walked, MrsN watching some shite on the telly downstairs, and I’m bored.
What should I do folks?
Send in your suggestion written neatly on the back of a 20 quid note (or any suitably sized bill/note from your chosen currency) to:-
Nobbly San, No fixed abode, Northern England, Greatly dimished Britain, ex-Europe.
All sensible suggestions considered.